Men Who Gossip

There is nothing worse than a man who gossips. Let's face it, women talk, but we kind of expect that. When a man runs his mouth, he looks a little like.. well, a b!t*h! Sorry!

This weekend I was minding my business when I received a phone call that apparently I was involved in some sexual activity that involved my best girlfriend and some NFL players. I laugh. This LIE could not be further from the truth, but the bottom line is that although I cannot control what another person says, I certainly can address the issue as a whole.

The problem is not the rumor. People are going to talk and when they talk about you it simple means you are important to them. The issue, however, is the fact that someone had the audacity to not only spread a rumor that was merely hearsay (how high school), but then vouch for this rumor as if he were in affiliation with my va-jay-jay. I mean really, how can someone know so much about what I supposedly did unless they were physically involved? Get a friggin' life! I am never one to toot my own horn, but obviously some people can't take their eyes off of me. I'm just saying!

Men who gossip are less than men if you ask me. In fact, I should have included this on my "Never Trust a Man Who" post! While it is alright to inform your boys of something they you have heard, it is another thing to co-sign it unless you are the source. Men, don't do this. Be man enough to keep your lips closed and only speak on truths. I could certainly go into further detail about this, but the moral of the story is, if you gossip... stop it. If you're a "man" that gossips, go get a sex change you girly-man!

"Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see."

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